On this page,
I'll introduce Joe. I won't disclose his address, but I'll
make sure Joe gets all of the messages that you send him.
The Story of Joe
Ever since I can remember, Joe has always been a scary guy. Back then,
he could have been classified as a "nosy neighbour"; always telling us to cut our lawn, trim our bushes, get our
meowing cat out of the tree, you know things like that. I created this website as a joke in the summer of 03', and have
since changed it to a regularly-updated entertainment page with information and videos of Joe. I try to record videos
of Joe out on his daily stroll, or around the yard and sometimes even get interviews with him. As a matter of fact,
I recently sent out my reporter to do interviews with Joe, which turned out to be successful. We recorded some valuable
information as a result of those. I didn't get along with Joe for a long time, until a few months ago. We're buddies
now. He doesn't really like me, but I just approach him and try to start some chit-chat with him, although he usually
ignores me. This is not really meant for retaliation or revenge. This site is meant for humour purposes ONLY. Please don't sue. Hehe.
Interesting Information About Joe:
- Estimated Age: 77-85 (It turns out he was born
in 1926, so he is actually 79)
- Estimated Daily Stroll Time: 23-48 minutes,
about once per day
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